A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of people one night. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud- speaker system. “Listen to the sound of my voice…”, he kept repeating, “the sound of my voice… every word is a command… the sound of my voice…” Pretty soon, he had every single person in the audience completely mesmerized, each one hanging on his every word. Needing to take a quick piss, he announced “I will have to leave the stage for a moment, but you will all remain in a trance while I am gone” And then he repeated the words “the sound of my voice… every word is a command.” As he turned to go, he tripped over the microphone cord, landed on his ass, and yelled “SHIT!”.
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