Posts Tagged “300×250”

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of

May 20, 2010 Posted Under: party hardcore   Read More

Did you hear that the pretty lab technicians in busy sperm banks are sometimes asked to lend a hand.

document.aff_300×250_isis_redswirl_grunge_v8.SetVariable(“go_url”, “http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g912649-pmo/”);
document.aff_300×250_isis_redswirl_grunge_v8.SetVariable(“go_url_btn”, “http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g912649-pmo/”);

I’m not afraid of flying, I’m afraid of crashing.

February 13, 2010 Posted Under: party hardcore   Read More

Did you hear about the window washer who scared the boss right out of his secretary.

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document.aff_300×250_isis_redswirl_grunge_v8.SetVariable(“go_url_btn”, “http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g912649-pmo/”);

Bad spellers of the world untie.

February 5, 2010 Posted Under: party hardcore   Read More

Did you hear that Most bachelors prefer girls who believe that children should be seen and not had.

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document.aff_300×250_isis_redswirl_grunge_v8.SetVariable(“go_url_btn”, “http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g912649-pmo/”);

It’s not worth it. I’m going back to bed.

February 4, 2010 Posted Under: party hardcore   Read More

Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to distribute its product in aerosol dispensers. It’s to be called Heirspray, of course.

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document.aff_300×250_isis_redswirl_grunge_v8.SetVariable(“go_url_btn”, “http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g912649-pmo/”);

Polaroids: what polar bears get from sitting on the ice.

January 26, 2010 Posted Under: party hardcore   Read More

Did you hear about the porno film that outgrossed its competitors.

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document.aff_300×250_isis_redswirl_grunge_v8.SetVariable(“go_url_btn”, “http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g912649-pmo/”);