These two Martians are flying around the earth one night, and land their saucer in a gas station. One Martian goes over to the cigarette machine, and asks, “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?” The other Martian walks over and says, “don’t bother with her, Qmmpzzgl, we’re no match for earth men. Look at that one sleeping over there with his prick in his ear.”
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